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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:08:21 -0400

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bury-your-diamonds: critink: force-recon: nathansummers: gi...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:28:04 -0400

critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.

Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.

Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.

Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.

Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.

That guy got owned!

bury-your-diamonds: ladies-of-redemption: qweety: andromedamed...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:26:57 -0400

bury-your-diamonds:

ladies-of-redemption:

qweety:

andromedamedrexia:

lesbiansofficial:

thatpointlessidiot:

magnezone:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

There are way too many people that get banned unfairly. This is bullshit. I let my nephew play on my live account once when he was little, and I got a lot of people reporting me just because he was playing like a five year old. So. Cool.

If this is an elaborate trolling attempt by the developers and they’re hiding the real quality console behind their backs, they’re the best trolls ever.

this is the same thing that Steam is doing yet nobody seems to be rioting about them.

Reblogging to show Matt when he gets home to hopefully further convince him to NOT invest in an xbox one omg

Ugh seriously Microsoft, what is your deal?!

Reblogging for EVERYONE TO READ in case this is legit.

Anonymous hater needs to grow some balls. And a sense of...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:26:00 -0400

Anonymous hater needs to grow some balls. And a sense of perspective.

bury-your-diamonds: nathansummers: Break the Internet...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:02:00 -0400

bury-your-diamonds:

nathansummers:

Break the Internet @verdi666 #app2013 #sexual

Ugh break my brain!

misswil: Peter Pan rules :’)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:28:32 -0400

misswil:

Peter Pan rules

:’)

truxtons: i saw this on facebook and was dumbfounded. i thought...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:24:25 -0400

truxtons:

i saw this on facebook and was dumbfounded. i thought to myself “no way, this can’t be real, even for microsoft this is bad” so i looked for a source and

it’s legit

Well shit.

thatskarma: nagaytokomaedang: diemeowderkatze: I AM SORRY BUT...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:22:57 -0400

thatskarma:

nagaytokomaedang:

diemeowderkatze:

I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.

(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example).

But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards.

also notice how these people are calling her a terrorist even though she didn’t do anything wrong

but they are threatening to kill, beat, steal from, and degrade this woman for simply wearing an article of clothing

fuck everything

when will white people learn facebook is not a good place to show how racist you are

Are we going to have another case of ‘Find these people on Facebook and send the screencaps to their boss…?’

kingoffriday: WHY I NEED FEMINISM Because this little princess...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:21:05 -0400

kingoffriday:

WHY I NEED FEMINISM

Because this little princess right here is 7 years old, and thinks that she is “too fat” to be pretty.

Because Television and Advertising is what has made her think this.

Because she had a “girlfriend” at school (like how little kids get married at recess) and she was spit on by her, supposed, friends for it.

Because she is bullied constantly for wearing cow “boy” boots to school, even though she looks adorable wearing them.

Because this is my little sister and I don’t want her to have to go through what I went through.

Soak it in. 20 years later she’ll remember absolutely everything anyone has ever done to her.

… I don’t wanna make it.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:17:06 -0400

… I don’t wanna make it.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:16:35 -0400

cuntpocolypse: theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:13:39 -0400

cuntpocolypse:

theniggaskaramazov:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OOP

bluesey: FUCKING AMAZING! STANDING OVATION

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:11:00 -0400

bluesey:

FUCKING AMAZING!

*STANDING OVATION*

Because I can :D ! #GAINZ #LiftBigEatBig #summer...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:34:07 -0400

Because I can :D ! #GAINZ #LiftBigEatBig #summer #YouLiftLikeAGirl

Flat cat is flat. #BronsonTheCat

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:09:42 -0400

Flat cat is flat. #BronsonTheCat

Flex day! #couchpotato #cartoons #Spawn

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:42:10 -0400

Flex day! #couchpotato #cartoons #Spawn

Photo

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:42:01 -0400

MOAR DINOSAUR ART! #apatosaurus #t-rex

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:00:41 -0400

MOAR DINOSAUR ART! #apatosaurus #t-rex

New artwork for the bedroom gallery. #PeriphyllidJellyfish

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:28:08 -0400

New artwork for the bedroom gallery. #PeriphyllidJellyfish

Here’s a fun game: Take out what’s salvageable of...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:57:07 -0400

Here’s a fun game: Take out what’s salvageable of your beetle collection. Carefully cut each specimen off the hot glue lump some moron used to glue it there. Reattach as many legs, mandibles, wings and heads as you can with tweezers and epoxy, and see how long it takes you to go blind. #ScarabsTho

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bury-your-diamonds: critink: force-recon: nathansummers: gi...

bury-your-diamonds: ladies-of-redemption: qweety: andromedamed...

Anonymous hater needs to grow some balls. And a sense of...

bury-your-diamonds: nathansummers: Break the Internet...

misswil: Peter Pan rules :’)

truxtons: i saw this on facebook and was dumbfounded. i thought...

thatskarma: nagaytokomaedang: diemeowderkatze: I AM SORRY BUT...

kingoffriday: WHY I NEED FEMINISM Because this little princess...

… I don’t wanna make it.

Photo

cuntpocolypse: theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black...

bluesey: FUCKING AMAZING! *STANDING OVATION*

Because I can :D ! #GAINZ #LiftBigEatBig #summer...

Flat cat is flat. #BronsonTheCat

Flex day! #couchpotato #cartoons #Spawn

Photo

MOAR DINOSAUR ART! #apatosaurus #t-rex

New artwork for the bedroom gallery. #PeriphyllidJellyfish

Here’s a fun game: Take out what’s salvageable of...

bluesey: FUCKING AMAZING! STANDING OVATION